5 Reasons Why Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill Were Doomed From The Start

Piece by: Linda Pepper
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1. Nicki Minaj is clearly in love with Drake.

First, your girl performs a steamy, lewd dance for the other man. In front of the whole world! Then, she picks his side in the fight? I'm sorry man, she was just biding her time, entertaining herself with you while she waited for Drake.

2. You can't date a man who makes you feel like the man in the relationship.

When you are making more money than your man and the whole world agrees that you are a better rapper, there is no way you're going to stick with that guy. I mean even in the pity video you made with him, you're the one brushing his hair. Truth is, ladies do not like losers. We might telling you, 'No, Honey, yours is the biggest I have ever seen' and other things meant to soothe your ego but once a more 'manly' man comes around, you can bet on your shallow wallet we're moving. Chris Brown warned you, these ladies ain't loyal.

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3. Older woman, younger guy relationships never work.

Once women start dipping into the younger guys pool, they never stop. They rarely settle with one guy, they get bored and wish to sample as many young guys as possible. Men age more gracefully than women. While women get more frail and wrinkled, men get more distinguished and Clooneyish. As soon as Nicki notices that she is beginning to look older and Meek Mill just looks the same, how can she stay?

4. Nicki is the Baddest.

Nicki has already mentioned more times than we'd dare count that she is the baddest. Bad girls don't stay with the guy when he is going through a rough patch. They flee and run for the next option. A good girl, like say me, would stick with the guy and wait for the drama to come to an end. But no, Nicki is a bad girl and bad girls don't stay.

5. They jinxed it.

You do not start showing off your love when it's still young. Especially if you are a celebrity couple. You know the whole world has put a hex on your love and is waiting for you to break up. Flaunting their relationship in staged romantic scenes was a bad idea. They jinxed it. There is nothing we can do now, Nicki, it's no longer Meek and Nick.