Everyone has a preference when it comes to dating. Some men like tall skinny lasses, other such as me like petite lasses. Other men like their lasses loud and cantankerous. But the wise men have known all along to date a momo!

After consulting the wisest men I know, I came up with a list of reasons why real men date momos. And incase you are joining us from whichever rock you crawled out of, allow me to explain just what a momo is -or more aptly, who a momo is.

A momo is a fat woman. Let us not lie to each other that Kenyan men really are discerning of the difference between a size 8 lass and a fat one (I can just feel the angry eyes boring through my skull as every fat girl reads this).

Actually, that brings me to a question I have always wanted to ask; do you know why it is alright for lasses to call me skinny but the minute I call them fat they lose their cool? Because in proper society, a rich man has no right to mock a poor man.

But I digress. So here they are, the 5 real reasons why men find it alot more fun to date momos than they do dating "slim body gyals":

#1. They are grateful

No one is as grateful as a "momo". Why? they know they aren't really spoilt for choice so they are grateful for the little even the laziest man does -aslong as he is atleast faithful that is. No one treats a man better than a momo, that ofcourse is when we aren't talking about momos who are advanced in age.

#2. They are a fun ride (extra padding)

#3. They are good cooks

How do you think she became so rotund? It's because she is a damn fine cook and not afraid to enjoy the fruits of their labour. Ask around. The best chefs at your favorite hotels and eateries are usually rotund for a reason.

#4. Even when they aren't great cooks, they always have food around the house

For a single man, this is appealing! I do not cook nor do I have time to do so. Instead, I starve. But just incase my mother happens upon this, I cook up a storm in the kitchen mummy!

Oblong lasses always have food and snacks hanging about the house and I think we can all agree that food is good.

#5. They have great personalities

All the big bodied lasses I know are such sweet souls! They are loving and more fun to be around. Perhaps it's because they really got teased alot growing up so they know the pain of humiliation and isolation

So remember, unless you want to be stuck married to a cold lass that cannot cook, you probably should give that chubby lass a listen.

Uncle Chim Tuna endorses this message!