I have to speak about this. Why? Well, Kenyan men are asking 5 similar questions albeit in various variations on these damn internets that I feel deserve an answer. For those of you living under a rock, earlier this morning, my colleagues broke a story about DJ Creme's sextape.

The questions are:

#1. Did DJ Creme really get you to cloud nine like Brother Ocholla promised he could?

https://twitter.com/collowangulu/status/661214114375704576

https://twitter.com/hasheem_simba/status/661183463203192832

#2. Do guys allow their lasses to visit you in the DJs booth after all this?

https://twitter.com/MahmudKullane/status/661132411829362689

#3. Where was the sextape filmed at?

https://twitter.com/CollinceBey/status/661112119103004672

#4. Is how with those blankets oboy?

https://twitter.com/MuthuiMkenya/status/661385264384839680

https://twitter.com/dennilski/status/661173309455908864