4 Pickup Lines That Will Get You Slapped

Piece by: Linda Pepper
Lifestyle

The first thing you say to a girl is very important. She will remember it forever. Say you are walking along Tom Mboya street and you see a fine girl and you really want to talk her, you should think very carefully about what you say. You shouldn't under whatever circumstances say any of the following or else you will be slapped uokotwe Dandora Dumping site.

1. Niaje Msupa

I know it's the first thing that came to your mind but stop right there. One, the girl will think you are either a street urchin, a robber or a hawker. If she doesn't ran away as quickly as possible, you can bet the next thing that will happen will be:

2. Hi, Can I buy you lunch

This is so insulting. Do I just look hungry. Did you just see me walking and think, "that girl could use some food". Do you think I look like a beggar who's just walking around in town waiting for someone to buy her food. Don't get me wrong, I love food but such an approach will make me

3.I have money, let's go out.

This is more insulting than number 2. Just because another girl loved you for your wallet doesn't mean all other girls will. And that's what most men don't understand. Just because it worked on another girl doesn't mean it will work on every other girl. If you tell a girl this, she'll think you're calling her a ho. Which will only lead to:

4. Mresh, uko na boobs tamu.

Uwii. Just try this one. Please just try it and tell me what happens.