The online world went into a frenzy when Kim Kardashian gave birth to her second child yesterday; a baby boy. She to share an intimate photo of hers holding hands with hubby Kanye West. The former socialite is now leading a successful career as an entrepreneur and TV personality. Her mobile game made her 200 million dollars last year. Damn, that's a lot of money isn't it? Considering the fact that Kenyan socialites have been wasting their time on social media, making the public believe that they are leading an exotic lifestyle, this should be a wake-up call for them. Here are some few important tips for them to use:

1. Starting a family is the most important thing in life

Kim Kardashian was witty enough to start a family with Kanye West. She gave him all he wanted, including a day. She allows him to grab her famous booty anytime anywhere. I doubt Kanye will leave her anytime soon. We know that he left Amber Rose but I don't feel sorry for him. She is some sought of a psycho. So back to starting family; I look forward to seeing the top Kenyan socialites posting photos of their babies - even though the dads won't be in the picture. It shows progress in life and it just MIGHT make them more respectable. Until then, I'll be snorting at their desperate attempts to remain relevant.

2. You do not have to be a hoe all your life

I mean it. Kenyan socialites have been criticized for being bad examples to young girls out there. However, they simply do not give a f*ck. They post extremely racy photos on their social media, most of them being nudies. It is from this kind of publicity that team mafisi order for 'services.' Those Dubai trips are not for FREE. The song "Or Nah" perfectly describes their engagements. Hehe. I suggest that they start thinking about their retirement plans or else they'll end up being poor like the once famous athletes we know of.

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3. Diversification of investments is vital

Kim Kardashian has several investments; she earns from her fragrance collection, her new website, advertising for brands, appearances at events and much more. However, Kenyan socialites only depend on one main source of income and we all know it. I highly recommend that they try other businesses and get serious about it. Some of them have tried starting up new businesses - many of them failed or keep postponing launch dates - but they need to be more creative and get richer.

4. You need a celebrity partner, not those random men you pose with

Kim Kardashian has always dated public figures, from Michael Jackson's nephew Tito Joe Jackson TJ. She lost her virginity to him at age 14. By the way, she still earns from her sex tape with rapper Ray J, also a celebrity. Her hubby Kanye West is a Grammy award winning hip hop artist. He is also a fashion designer who recently made headlines because his winter collection looked weird. See? Kenyan socialites have had the habit of posing with mysterious men, which to some extent denies them the traction to grow. If they heed to my words, their lives will never be the same again.

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5. Money can give you everything

For a long time, Kim Kardashian dreamt of being on the cover of Vogue, but editor-in-chief Anna Wintour was having none of it. However, when she started earning hundreds of millions of shillings, gaining millions of followers on social media and getting high profile interviews, she changed the no-nonsense editor's mind. She gave her a spread featuring their wedding photos. If she was still an upcoming socialite, she would not have scored the Vogue cover. Kim was also featured on Rollingstone this year, something that pissed off millions of the magazine's readers globally...but I know they bought copies because of the massive cleavage she was exposing. Think about it...the cars, fame, power. Think about it.