Top of the morning. Today was a morning of horrible realizations but we trudge on at the animal farm. So you have no excuse to give up. Let us get right into it. Here are the 7 hottest stories Kenyans are talking about:

#1. 

Incase you didn’t know, Carol Radull and the Kiss FM team yesterday celebrated 10 Years of the popular sports show; The Score.

#2. 

Shaffie is a fun guy. And anywhere he turns up is guaranteed to be turnt! He recently took Larry Madowo out to paint the town red in Milan and things got rather lit. The two were out at some joint and for some reason, Larry Madowo let his guard down long enough to let Shaffie Weru convince him to get two “blowjobs”.

#3. 

Rapper Octopizzo just came out of a court hearing. The Kenyan rapper who is making waves in East Africa is gearing up for a battle for one of his many babies.

#4. 

No – President Barack Obama will not be coming to stay in Kenya after his term in office ends next year.

#5. 

Popular KBC’s Swahili presenter, Mwinyi Kazungu officially quit the bachelor’s club over the weekend.

#6. 

Hoi! This is one of those ones that you read and hope you have read too deep into an innocuous message but then again, it might be just another case of baiting the press and fans.

#7. 

A Kenyan promoter based in the USA has come out to vehemently deny that he set up DJ Creme to be mercilessly deported from the US.