Top of the morning good people. Let us get into the 7 hottest stories Kenyans are talking about.

#1. 

Uncle Chim Tuna is going to speak. So shut up, tuck yourselves in and listen. Mafeelings pelekeni kwa choo.

I love Kenya!

Why? Because Kenyan women are very attractive.

#2. 

My father is a wise Igbo man. he is often not short of words either to describe a situation or to impart wisdom on his children (for we are apparently legion).

I recall him once saying of the order of mankind that,

“A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO MARRIES A PAUPER SHALL INCUR THE WRATH OF HER ANCESTORS”

#3. 

Kenyan politicians are an unattractive lot. No, really. That is why most lads my age feel very cheated when they find out their lass was being sponsored by them. The number of handsome Kenyan politicians is small -almost negligible.

#4. 

Money is good and can buy anything including happiness and Aden Duale is a good example of this. The Majority Leader of the National Assembly is living large just like his counterparts.

#5. 

Elani Singer Busted Having Sex With Diamond Platnumz In Tanzania?

There’s a Ugandan tabloid that’s claiming that they spotted Tanzanian heartthrob Diamond Platnumz with Kenya’s Elaine.

#6. 

Rwathia village in Murang’a is apparently the richest village in Kenya and actually even East Africa’s.  According to former Information and Communications Permanent Secretary Dr  Bitange  Ndemo, the small village controls almost 20 per cent of Kenya’s Gross Domestic Product (GDP) and almost 40 per cent of the stock market in Kenya.

#7. 

The Kenyan media industry has experienced rapid growth in the past 10 years. At least we have something to write home about. From the talented newscasters to reporters, we are really proud of their prowess. And as the days pass by, there are young budding silver screen talent mushrooming from every corner of the country, joining the competitive media industry, to try out their luck.