Top of the morning! Let us get right into the 7 hottest stories Kenyans are talking about:

#1. 

Everyone knows Maina Kageni mints money – no De La Rue! So it really should come as no surprise to anyone that when he decides to treat himself, it is going to be to some big boy toys aye?

#2.

Remember what happened on the 6th of September 2009? No? Allow me to refresh your memory. This was the day sexy TV siren Lilian Muli broke the hearts of many young men, who had always had a dream of marrying her. She tied the knot with her baby daddy on that day, in a glitzy wedding ceremony that saw top public figures in attendance.

#3. 

Its  sad day for the nation. Reports reaching us indicate that Former First Lady Lucy Kibaki is no more. The wife of former President Mwai Kibaki has been ailing for a while now and has been out of the public limelight.

#4. 

Robert Alai is back. I had missed the chap. He had gone on a rather uncharacteristically silent stint and seeing him back on his worst behaviour is something I rather like.

#5. 

Team Mafisi mpo? There is a new female tout in town. Forget about the rest that you have come across.  This particular one is a light skin. Most Nairobi city commuters cannot resist her. Her yellow-yellow beauty is an eye candy to many, especially men.

#6. 

Citizen TV’s Janet Mbugua has once again caused a stir on social media, barely a month after she stole the show at award-winning gospel singer’s Daddy Owen’s wedding. She is currently the talk of the town, after she posted a series of photos on her Instagram account from a recent photoshoot.

#7. 

Have you ever been confused for somebody else? Whether in a good way or otherwise. Personally I have and it’s never a good feeling at all. There was a time a certain hot chic from my hood confused me for a certain cobbler in our neighborhood, and I didn’t like it. We met at the bus stop one chilly morning and she casually greeted me with a simple “hi” and even before I responded, she shouted “ulimalizana na ile kiatu yangu? I hope uliipiga uzi vizuri…”