Young Gangsters Take To Facebook To Celebrate Their Crime Spree Of Rape, Murder And Carjacking, Moments Before They Get Killed

Piece by: Uncle Chim Tuna
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They say that if you live by the gun, you die by the gun aye? Don't answer. Ruminate on that. Let that neo-classic proverb sink in as I introduce a group of young children -no, really, these guys couldn't drink if they were in any American state- who decided to turn to a life of crime but that was cut short by a hail of police bullets.And against everyone's advice, i have decided to post the uncensored pictures of these dead toddler-gangsters to show everyone who is either involved in crime or knows a thug that there is no such thing as a giggling gangster, just slabs of meat waiting for their turn to feed earthworms after dying violent deaths:

The most recently deceased gangster whose street name was .

And further proof that he no longer walks the Earth is his funeral and death announcement in the papers:

The gang he belonged to would take to Facebook to flaunt their arsenal and ill-gotten gains or solicit for murder for hire gigs or sell/rent their guns:

In this chilling post, a gang members offers to kill someone for the sake of impressing a girl.

Here a gang member offers to sell a gun for 50,000/-

In this equally chilling post, a gang member called poses in fatigue worn by the Kenyan Armed Forces and please note that he is still a student at Kangemi High School.

Here, one of these little boys who goes by the street name laughs about rape after posting a photo of a gun:

And then this guy:

For me, this was by far the most blood curdling because here in the exchange, the gang members joke about one of them (the lad that posted the update) being notorious for raping his victims:

The gang is called Mauki Family and here are some of the gang members:

Note that there is a girl in the gang though her role in it is unclear. She may be a gangster or just the love-interest of one of these toddler gangsters.

Most of these gangsters date of birth ranges from 1993 to 1995. But don't be fooled, they are every bit dangerous. Think about it, a child not yet through puberty long enough to have said goodbye to the pimples with a gun... I am genuinely scared!