1st September 2016: These Are The 7 Hottest Stories Kenyans Are Talking About

Piece by: Uncle Chim Tuna
Lifestyle

Top of the morning to you and yours! I hope you're rested up but even if you aren't the weekend is here so all you have to do is look forward to tomorrow and rest ye shall find for thine tired soul.So let us get right into the 7 hottest stories Kenyans are talking about:

#1.

An unknown author is quoted: “Life asked death, ‘Why do people love me but hate you?’ Death responded, ‘Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth.” Pure truth. Kifo hakina huruma. Celebrated TV news Anchor, Anne Ngugi is mourning. It has been a while since we saw her on TV. She was last on air on K24 before the mass redundancy sackings that saw her jobless.

#2.

Diamond is one of the biggest stars in East Africa and indeed, on the African entertainment scene. So it stands to reason that when you ask him to perform, you must be ready to cough up the big bucks!

#3.

Julie Gichuru is known for being the very definition of what a powerful lady is. The very epitome of everything “woman”. And why not, she has the feminine tri-factor:

#4.

A few years ago, Sandra Otieno was just an average girl who was subjected to vitriol by people who thought she was unattractive because of her dark skin colour.

#5.

Here’s the thing, I don’t condone domestic violence but I can’t comprehend why when a man beats up a woman it leads to condemnation while the vice versa leads to ridicule.

#6.

A great body? Being able to tie a cherry stalk into a knot with your tongue? Knowing every position in the Kama Sutra?

What ARE the qualities that separate an average lover from a brilliant one?

#7.

Maisha ndani ya Yesu ni tamu, I say (insert comedian Churchill’s voice). You will never go wrong with Jesus Christ if you doubt this, ask Size 8 and Christina Shusho. These women are good examples.