Top of the morning to you and yours. Uncle Chim Tuna is full of that fire in his belly! You too I hope. And so as I listen to the Lupe Fiasco music bumping from my i-pod, I assure you today will be a day with sure fire stories. But first let us get into the 7 hottest stories coming in from the weekend:

#1. 

I love women. And women love me. perhaps it is down to my rogue nature or perhaps it is down to my devilish charm. Whatever the case may be, I am rather fortunate to have had a good run with lasses while I was still single.

#2. 

Talk about washing dirty linen in public, this guy Raymond Njiru knows it best.

#3. 

Life is good. You only need the right people to make it enjoyable, and sassy gospel singer Betty Bayo seems to have found such company. The estranged wife to controversial, self-proclaimed prophet-pastor Victor Kanyari has been enjoying life ever since she parted ways with him (Kanyari), and a look at her pics says so.

#4. 

She was among the most popular names in Kenya to walk down the aisle last year. Leave alone the grand wedding. Her baby shower party was larger than life, complete with a corporate sponsorship.

#5. 

Three suspected thugs have been gunned down in Westlands, near the Gypsy club area. This caused a traffic snarl up along Waiyaki way, as the bodies of the robbers lay strewn next to a Feilder they were driving in.

#6. 

Deejaying is one of the most underrated jobs. Many say it’s a job meant for the not-so-bright, but that’s not the case. We have many learned Djs around, and just like engineering or law, some decided to try their luck in this field, and we have seen them prosper.

#7. 

It’s sad that most of us are out here bashing and trash-talking our celebrities for being human. We must all understand that these celebrities are not aliens. They sneeze like us; they poop like us – I mean, they do EVERY freaking thing just like us.