15th April 2016: These Are The 7 Hottest Stories Kenyans Are Talking About

Piece by: Uncle Chim Tuna
Lifestyle

Top of the morning fine people. I would say TGIF but I work weekends. So meh... Let's just get right into it:

#1. 

Dennis Okari and his bae Betty Kyallo have hit a rough patch in their marriage that they will no doubt overcome. But even before that happens, I came across an article in the Cosmopolitan that I think would have done them a world of good to have read before they embarked on married life.

#2. 

Dennis Okari has been on the receiving end of rants for the longest time indeed. His wife,  (no one really knows whether they are estranged or not) has siblings who are rather mouthy indeed. And they have been taking to social media to blast Okari, under the guise of showing support – whatever happened to the silent intensity of quiet support?

#3. 

Where did you meet your lover, sex partner, wife, husband or boy/girlfriend for the first time? Anyone? Okay. Now, when social media was still a strange thing, like say the equinox, people used to do perplexing things for the one they liked or loved for that matter.

#4. 

Brother Ocholla’s mistake was nothing compared to this guy. Brother who you ask? Remember the guy who sent racy messages meant for his wife to a church prayer committee Whatsapp group? Or as we know him, the captain of the Team Mafisi Battalion!

#5. 

Maybe you and your partner have planned something kinky tonight, and both of you are pretty psyched about it. What about tomorrow in the morning? Well here’s what you need to know about morning sex.

#6. 

Just a few days after it was reported in the media that one of Kenya’s most prolific footballers of all time, Dennis “The Menace” Oliech, had allegedly fell from riches to rags, the ex Harambee Stars’ skipper signed a mega deal.

#7. 

Some years back, a friend to one of my female friends asked me if I would like to join them in a threesome. I refused. After telling her that I could not indulge myself in such an act of lust, she blocked me from her phone contacts and social media pages. Kwani how thirsty was she? I still ask myself that question to this day.