11th May 2016: These Are The 7 Hottest Stories Kenyans Are Talking About

Piece by: Kwarula Otieno
Lifestyle

Good morning lovely people, I hope you're having a beautiful day already. Here are the seven hottest stories that you should definitely check out this morning.

Sisi kwisha! Kenyan women seem to have taken over the socialites status. Even though socialites do not tell us what exactly they do to earn money, soon their livelihood may be at risk. That said, people like it when people are straight forward.

Three people are feared dead, and scores injured after a 14 seater matatu rammed into a bakery shop along Moi Avenue near Railways bus stop. The matatu which plies the Lang’ata route, is said to have veered off the road and rammed into the shop leaving the guard dead on the spot and two passersby. Several other people are reported to be seriously injured.

They say beauty is in the eyes of the beer-holder. Not until you wake up in the morning and you find yourself staring at a being who almost resembles a ghost. Reason? At the bar, before you chips-fungad her, you did not know that her hair was fake (a wig), she had a bald head, the eye brows, lashes, nails, her light skin and her MASSIVE butt were nothing but a damn ruse.

Naskia leo traffic ni mwenda! But I need not worry. The ‘kange’ in this mathree is super hot! Sijiskii kushuka. But what happens when the person breaking the news about the hot nature of the conductor is a gospel artiste? Hakuna ubaya, but some people will for sure see it as “UFISI”.

A week ago the twerk music video for the song was banned by the Tanzanian Government. Upon it’s release a few days ago, the video showing a dozen women bouncing and grinding, became an instant hit among fans. However, the Tanzanian government was not leaving anything to chance as it said that the video breached the public moral fabric.

How many times have you welcomed strangers into your crib? When was the last time you did an act of kindness to a total stranger? Apparently, former Tusker Project Fame contestant, singer, actress and radio presenter Patricia Kihoro, has been a victim of random strangers. They keep mounting on her property!

Cars have become a basic need to Kenyans and the major traffic jams on the city roads explains this. It seems everyone owns a car. Off late, there are several flashy cars on the city roads and this tells that Kenyans really value cars. But how worthy are they?