Being told that you are bad in bed is like a horror story, not to mention embarrassing and eye opening. Sex is a topic that no one wants to look like an amateur at; in fact, the importance of it seems to increase daily as we are bombarded with hyper-sexual media. It comes off as a competition to most people, which may be why so many of us are so bad at it; we want to prove that we can have sex with as many people as possible instead of perfecting our technique with that one special person.
The number of people who’ve had sex with doesn’t matter, what matters is; was it good? Anyway, here are the to signs that shows you bad in bed;
10. You Don’t Try Anything New
9. You Learn All Of Your Moves From Porn
Copying what you see in an adult film is not okay; let’s just get that out there. P*rn is not real life and if you ask any adult star, they will tell you that about 90% of what they do is fake (up to, and including the climax). So if you think that p*rn is a good way to learn some new moves and impress whoever you are hoping to impress, think again. They generally do not go over well in real life and those “hot” moves that you believe are going to lead down the path of sexual ecstasy usually end up making you look like an utter fool and shine the brightest light possible to your total inexperience.
8. They Leave Leave Immediately After The Sex
While most people believe that leaving in the middle of the night is a common sleaze move (it generally is); it also means that the sex could be bad enough that the person does not want to have to deal with you (or the awkwardness) in the morning. Nothing is worse than waking to find whoever you fooled around with the night before has gone missing and did not even think to leave their number. The sex must be pretty bad for someone to put so much effort into sneaking out of a bed, and tiptoeing out your door leaving it unlocked and making you vulnerable to predators.
7. You Have To Be Given Instructions
“Okay, now touch there”, “hold my leg up higher”, “don’t do it like that, this way is better”. Do any of these sound familiar to you? If they do, it could be a sign that you suffer from bad in bed syndrome. Symptoms of this include never getting a callback, never satisfying your partner and worst of all, having to endure being told what to do during an act that is supposed to be fun spontaneous, intimate and everything in between. Nothing says you suck in bed like when someone else has to control the situation and make you feel inadequate at your most vulnerable time.
6. “Is That It?”
This is never a question any man or woman wants to hear from anyone’s mouth; especially after what you thought was the best sex ever. It is embarrassing, but it is also letting you know that hey, you basically are pretty crappy at what you do and how you are doing it. Take it as a lesson and improve whatever it is you need to improve as soon as possible. If you are constantly leaving your hook up buddy, significant other or your spouse with open-ended questions or a lingering feeling of regret, then you just might be bad at sex.
5. Out Of Shape
We all know that sex is a physical activity. Some studies have even boasted that you can lose weight by having a very, very, very active sex life. Like with all good activity, it takes time and work, and dedication is always the key to success. That being said, if you are out of shape it does not only affect your gym life, but it also affects your personal life; your lack of stamina is never a good thing in bed, no one wants someone to constantly be asking for a break so they can catch their breath.
4. There Is No Orgasm
3. You Don’t Ask What They Like
2. She/He Is Dead Silent
1. You Don’t Value Foreplay
Foreplay makes every sexual experience better; that is why it is always so shocking when people claim they don’t do it. Maybe the lack of this and that is what is making you so bad at sex. Saying no to giving or receiving foreplay definitely makes people question your experience; the idea that you do not know how valuable foreplay can be is astounding and says a lot about your sex game. Think of it this way, if you are constantly saying you don’t do something that starts to translate to I don’t know how, and I am using this as a cop-out. No one wants to have a painfully awkward moment like that in bed.